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Dihiji tempat angker tim "gerayangan" keur ngadeteksi arwah nu ngageugeuh tempat eta. Tim nugaskeun saurang ahli supranatural nu katelah mbah Rewok Genjlung anu pinter ngadeteksi mahluk halus kujalan ngagambar bungkeuleukanana. Satengah jam tiharita kakara rengse,mbah Rewok Genjlung langsung ditanya ku salasaurang tim.

Tim : " Mahluk naon nu ngageugeuh tempat ieu teh mbah ?"

Mbah Rewok : " Kuntilanak !"

Tim : "Geuning gambarna aya dua rupa, naha kuntilanakna aya dua?"
Mbah Rewok : "Lain aya dua, tapi eta eta keneh, ngan bedana dina buukna !"

Tim : "Enya we, nu eta mah kiriting ari nu ieu mah lurus,geuning bisa kitu ?"

Mbah Rewok : "Bisi teu nyaho mah anu kiriting digambar samemeh indit kasalon, tah ari nu buukna lurus digambar balik ti salon tas di rebonding cenah."
Tim : ?!@#

Budak jeung Emana
Budak umur tilu taun keur meujeuhna capétang ngomong, sagala rupa ditanyakeun ka emana.

Budak : "Ma ari adé dikandung ku ema ka sabara sasih ?"
Emana : "Salapan bulan salapan poé !"
Budak : "Ari adé ayeuna umurna sabaraha taun ?"
Emana : "Tilu taun !"
Budak : "Ari ema nikah sareng bapa tos sabaraha taun?"
Emana : "Tilu taun ogé !"
Budak : "Jadi nu salapan bulan salapan dinténna…?" (tarangna kerung semu nu mikir)
Emana : "Eh salah kétah, umur hidep téh ayeuna nembe sataun satengah!" ( rada gugup)
Budak : "Ah..maenya umur adé nembé sataun satengah, tos capétang kieu!"
Emana : "Geus ah tong loba tatanya, Pamali!" ( bari ngaléos indit )

menurut survey yg dmas liat d dalam sebuah majalah bhw 70% orang indonesia tu "merokok".. dgn dmikian berarti dmas kan gak ngerokok otomatis dmas termasuk dlm 30% yg tidak merokok hehehe… say no to smoking

Pesan pemerintah : merokok dapat menyebabkan Impotensi… hehehe..

I’M WALKING IN THE RAIN
yuku ate mo naku kizutsuita karada nurashi
karamitsuku koori no zawameki
koroshi tsuzukete samayou itsu made mo
UNTIL I CAN FORGET YOUR LOVE

nemuri wa mayaku tohou ni kureta
kokoro o shizuka ni tokasu
mai agaru ai o odorasete
furueru karada o kioku no bara ni tsutsumu
I KEE MY LOVE FOR YOU TO MYSELF

* ENDLESS RAIN, FALL ON MY HEART kokoro no kizu ni
LET ME FORGET ALL OF THE HATE, ALL OF THE SADNESS

Days of joy, days of sadness slowly pass me by
As I try to hold you, you are vanishing before me
You’re just an illusion…
When I’m awaken, my tears have dried in the sand of sleep
I’m a rose blooming in the desert

IT’S A DREAM, I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU
madoromi dakishimete

I AWAKE FROM MY DREAM
I CAN’T FIND MY WAY WITHOUT YOU

THE DREAM IS OVER
koe ni naranai kotoba o kurikaeshite mo
takasugiru hai iro no kabe wasugi satta hi no
omoi o yume ni utsusu
UNTIL I CAN FORGET YOUR LOVE

ENDLESS RAIN, LET ME STAY EVER MORE IN YOUR HEART
LET MY HEART TAKE IN YOUR TEARS, TAKE IN YOUR MEMORIES

thanx buat X-Japan yg telah membuat lagu nii.. you are briliant hehehe..

I’M WALKING IN THE RAIN
yuku ate mo naku kizutsuita karada nurashi
karamitsuku koori no zawameki
koroshi tsuzukete samayou itsu made mo
UNTIL I CAN FORGET YOUR LOVE

nemuri wa mayaku tohou ni kureta
kokoro o shizuka ni tokasu
mai agaru ai o odorasete
furueru karada o kioku no bara ni tsutsumu
I KEE MY LOVE FOR YOU TO MYSELF

* ENDLESS RAIN, FALL ON MY HEART kokoro no kizu ni
LET ME FORGET ALL OF THE HATE, ALL OF THE SADNESS

Days of joy, days of sadness slowly pass me by
As I try to hold you, you are vanishing before me
You’re just an illusion…
When I’m awaken, my tears have dried in the sand of sleep
I’m a rose blooming in the desert

IT’S A DREAM, I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU
madoromi dakishimete

I AWAKE FROM MY DREAM
I CAN’T FIND MY WAY WITHOUT YOU

THE DREAM IS OVER
koe ni naranai kotoba o kurikaeshite mo
takasugiru hai iro no kabe wasugi satta hi no
omoi o yume ni utsusu
UNTIL I CAN FORGET YOUR LOVE

ENDLESS RAIN, LET ME STAY EVER MORE IN YOUR HEART
LET MY HEART TAKE IN YOUR TEARS, TAKE IN YOUR MEMORIES